#.. out of character §

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

@therealbadegg

Photoshop genius

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

[askthemedbay]

DAYUM this is sort of an ooc ask but where does soundwave get his LASHES done dawg i need to get his plug /silly

OOC post lol Soundwave’s just a diva

If I had a nickel for every time I was asked about Soundwave’s eyelashes, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s completely understandable that its happened twice.

And his ref sheet hehe… he’s the only Decepticon with the logo I fear

[perfecto888]

hamzah ⟡ ݁₊ .

[needmylux]

someone made a video saying imagine if hamzah gets frosted tips with his luscious curls after his blonde buzz grows out and ive been so fixated on it @tearsinmyskyruseyes on tt

dont mind my shitty editing i tried to add filters to make it less bad than it already is (squint while looking)

[violent138]

Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.

Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"

Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."

Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"

Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"

Clark: "Say what now?"

Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"

Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"

Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"

Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."

Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"

Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."

Clark: *turning red*

Bullpen:

Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."

[achivement-unlocked]

I know the story behind you url but is interment meant to be there? That's kind of an odd word lol

Wait what. Where’s that word?

[shinsources]

Leave my muse an anonymous letter detailing your muses’ feelings towards them.

Hatred, love, or anything in between - put words to the unsaid parts of their relationship.

[fcthots]

What are his interests? Well he’s autistic and his special interest is ME so

[lovely-rants-alot]

one thing I noticed with the ithaca saga is how the challenge is framed.

With Penelope, she says 'whoever can string my husband's old bow'. Nothing really unusual, cause Odysseus is still her husband.

Where as the Suitors say 'whoever can string the old king's bow'. They feel entitled to being the new king. Odysseus is out the picture for them.

It would've been so easy to just have the lyric be 'whoever can string the king's old bow', but it's not.

To Them, Odysseus is no longer king, and I think when he does actually show up at the end of Hold Them Down, they would've been floored.

The fact they go back to calling him king when they're begging for mercy just adds salt to the wound. Like he's only their king when it's convenient.

I could be reading into this too much but it's still so interesting to me.

[homociphering]

riskiest post ivemade yet

based on the first ever scarling fanfic LMFAOO

[birdieardley]

I don't like seeing people say that a marauder character is "out of character", because what do you mean? We invented most of them and most of their lives, there aren't even characters to begin with, so what do you fucking mean??

[bunnydollprincess]

A Little Christmas Gift

Leon Kennedy x Fem! Reader

Tags: NSFW MDNI, Smut, Oral (f! recieving), Porn with no plot, unprotected PnV, Pet names (Sweetness, Princess, baby, whore, slut) Degradation & Praise kink, OOC Leon.

Word count: 0.5k.

A/N: Something short while i get back to my usual stuff, sorry for going missing, College drains the creativity sometimes, As alway dividers by @/CafeKitsune.

"F-fuck, Leon wait, we're gonna knock it down" You said as you fell back, pieces of paper ribbon torn to shreds on the floor as Leon kissed and licked your tits. Clashing slightly against the trunk of the Christmas tree where you had originally sat yourself under, waiting for him to get home, wrapped up in that silly decorative paper.

"Yeah? Well, i  want to open my present properly Sweetness" he laughed as he released your skin with a pop, panting as he reached for the last bits of ribbon on your legs.

It didn't take more than a rough movement to rip it off, quickly pushing your legs apart "You really thought…" His voice a low growl as he left wet kisses trailing down your thighs "you could be a lil minx right after i came back? Leave me hot and bothered?" Biting slightly at your plush meat. "Not this time. You're dealing with it, right here"

He moved your panties to the side, tongue slowly teasing at your needy clit as you grasped at the Tree skirt, your mouth falling open with a moan of his name.

"fuck— Princess" he groaned, his cock twitching as you tried to close your legs, pressing him further into your cunt "No, be a good slut and keep them open so i can fuck you nice and hard.''

His tongue traced lazy circles over your puffy bundle, making you whine, his hot breath and grunts sending some more pleasure waves through your body as his fingers dug into your thighs.

He pulled away from your cunt, just before you could cum, licking the remainder slick off his lips, one hand pressed your thigh against the floor, the other went to pull down his pants and boxers enough for his to spring from them, already hard.

Your face flushed as his tip pressed against your wet whole "What? You're gonna act all innocent? As if you werent here waiting for me? all tied up in that thin Paper, only in your bra and panties?" he mocked you, slighty teasing you with the head of his dick.

His cock sunk inside your pussy, both moaning as he bottomed you out, your gummy walls clenching around his shaft, "L-leon" you cried out, back arching as he thrusted.

You looked so pretty for him, that stupid paper ribbon on your increasingly messier hair, the traces of your little wrap up all torn around you, eyes rolled back as he fucked you stupid, his little Christmas present.

He grunted as your pussy squeezed him, pistoning his cock into your favourite spot, pelvis pressing against your clit.

"God, you were made for me" his voice roughed by arousal. "Was this what you wanted? Me, coming home to ravage you under the tree?"

He teased your clit further with his thumb, making you scream at the extra stimulation, managing only to squeak out "mhm!"

"Use your words slut" he groaned.

"N-needed your cock so so bad" you choked out as you felt your orgasm building up.

"Fuck—" he grunted, upping the speed, teasing you up until you finally came undone under him, back arched again as he kept fucking you through your peak. "gonna fill you up until you cant think straight"

He bit his lip, pace stuttering as your fluttering walls pushed him over the edge, spilling inside you with a low growl.

He panted for a second, staring at you while still inside, before reaching for your hair, putting the decoration on it back in place, pulling the remainder of parts of you from under the tree. Lifting your face up to kiss you, his voice softening up as he pulled out and adjusted his boxers back on, "You were the best present, baby."

[passing-moments]

its the five guys from burger !!

in all seriousness this serves as both a means of practicing a different-ish style and as a tribute to the five blogs that inspired me to make this one. thank you and your swag kitty cats

Lyrestar belongs to @moons-of-dewclan | Goldrun belongs to @castaway-clan | Cherrystar belongs to @gray-thistleclan | Rimestar belongs to @bitterclan | Tempeststar belongs to @whispering-clan

[aaronfechter]

retiring this blog because nothing aaronbot could come up with will ever come close to topping this

[cup1d-voidd]

I miss Fable SMP guys, I miss it a lot /ref